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英语短文故事（幽默笑话）
1.A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。”
2.英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”
学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？”
老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思？”
这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。”
3.The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。
4. He science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "now i'll show you this frog in my pocket." he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. he looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,
"that's funny. i distinctly remember eating my lunch."
老师正在给学生上生物课：“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：“真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。”
5. During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the u.s. national aeronautics and space administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. after considerable research and development, the astronaut pen was developed at a cost of approximately $1million u.s.
the pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.
the soviet union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
在二十世纪六十年代，美国和苏联正处于太空竞赛的白热化阶段，美国航空航天局决定研制一种圆珠笔，以便在太空舱重力为零的环境下仍然可以书写。经过大量的研发工作，花费了大约一百万美元的成本，太空笔终于研制出来了。那支笔果然可以在太空书写，在回到地球后，作为一样新奇的小玩意儿也确实吸引了一些目光。
而面临着同样难题的苏联，则选择了一支铅笔。
6. When i take a long time, i am slow.
when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
when i don't do it, i am lazy.
when my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
when i do something without being told, i am trying to be smart.
when my boss does the same, that is initiative.
when i please my boss, i am ass-kissing.
when my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
I do good, my boss never remembers.
when i do wrong, he never forgets.
我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；
老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。
我没有做完事情，是懒惰；
老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。
没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明；
老板做了同样的事情，是首创。
我取悦老板，是献媚；
老板取悦他的老板，是合作。
我干得好，老板从来不会想起；
我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。
7.Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow,the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us
which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
两只鸟
老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
8.He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆:真糟糕，怎么回事儿? 约翰尼:我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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